Holy Serial Monogamy, Batman!

That activist-yokel who climbed onto Buckingham Palace the other day while dressed as Batman is really suffering: his girlfriend's left him over the stunt. Turns out that he has four children by two wives and a girlfriend. Apparently wearing your underwear outside your pants can get chicks, at least in England. Maybe his problem isn't that the law keeps him from his children, it's that he has too many to keep straight. Oh well. At least he still has Robin.