Mary Cheney = Political Subterfuge

Dick and Lynn, settle down – we’re more interested in your revisionist history and flirting election laws (Wyoming, please). Oh, John Kerry hurt your feelings. Too-fucking-bad. As you know Dick, politics are not polite.

Why is Kerry’s comment so nasty? Because it’s a convenient way to try and take the shine off of the 3-0 ass-kickin’ the Dubb received in the debates. For Christ’s sakes, that chimp gets a full sentence out and you claim he’s presidential. I suppose I’d be grasping at off-road-diesel straws too. Now some repugs try to say that Kerry has gone over the line (while maybe he had, but that’s not my point). Please you sad-sack chumps, get some fucking backbone. The statement was a matter of fact, or the truth if you will. Dick Cheney, you are a disgusting man. Don’t try to act like the angry father now. Try to slap labels on people and you might get hit yourself. Liberal does not mean soft, DICK! Don’t try to shift the issue now. I can’t believe that a father that loves his daughter this much could send others’ sons and daughters to die in Iraq for reasons that have no backing. Your wanna be cowboy is drowning right now and Kerry’s statement doesn’t change that. Dubbya is a fifty-something Draco Malfoy that wants to wear a cowboy hat, but when he gets whooped, you cry foul. Please, let the kids fight it out, express their sexual preferences, and go back to awarding non-bid contracts to Halliburton. Oh, by the way Lynn, I’ve got your “cheap and tawdry” right here.

Kids, please learn not to be a Dick.