British General Election Quiz

Are you British? Are you roughly British? Are you fit to run in the British general election? Find out! The highest-scoring commenter gets a seat in the House of Commons from Tasshampshirefordship (pronounced "Tump"), a little-known county near Glasgow.

(For what it's worth, I scored 30%, which sucks. But I did get two 10-point answers and two 9-point answers to go with the seventeen 0-point answers.)