Note to Fellow Bus Riders

I know that Metro Transit's official rules - as posted on those decaying signs on the buses - don't touch on this important issue, but I'd like to ask my long-haired fellow commuters to keep their hair out of both my seat-space and my books. In the past five days of commuting, I have had two different individuals toy with their long hair in such a way that their tresses got all up in my grille and some of their locks wound up loose in my book. Technically speaking, this is "nasty." Please stop.

Thank you.