Ewwwwwwwwwwww

ShakesSis has initiated a new edition of the Right-on-Right Get-it-on-athon, wherein readers submit their candidate for grossest hypothetical wingnut sexual encounter. Frankly, I don't see how any of us can top the ACTUAL perversions of the right wingers of late, but I'm all for gross contests.

My submission: Rush snorting coke off of Condi's leather thonged ass while Bill O'Reilly jacks him off with a falafel.

Now, I KNOW some of you can top that. Have at it!