Hump-day Meme: THE LIST

Hey! It's Wednesday! It's raining! I hate my job! Must be time for the Hump-Day Meme?! Today's meme will be THE LIST. What list, you ask? THE LIST. You know, the list of 5 celebrities you get to fuck around with, guilt and repercussion free, if given the opportunity. Everyone should have a list. Here's mine:
1. David Bowie - I could probably get off just looking at him for 1/2 hour. Is that wrong?
2. Ewan McGregor - have you seen him in The Pillow Book? 'Nuff said.
3. Gael Garcia Bernal - Mmm ... so pretty ...
4. Colin Firth - Two words: Mr. Darcy.
5. Martina Navratilova - I know, I'm not in her camp, but damn. That woman is sexy.

So: who's on your list?