Best Line on the Internet Today

In the spirit of gossipy loathing of celebrities, Elise pointed me to Go Fug Yourself's take on a recent fashion misstep by Scarlett Johansson - it was mean. In reading through other recent posts of theirs, though, this line "by" Britney about her mom was the best: "She also told Jamie Lynn that she's trying to get Kevin deported, which totally surprised me because I never even told her how much Kevin likes boats."