John Robertses

Regardless of whether John G. Roberts is a good justice, a bad justice, or a latter-day Bork, he's got a hella boring name. These men would have made good choices for the court, too:

John Roberts, CBS News Chief White House Correspondent
John Roberts, a Spiritualist
John Roberts, "English folk singer extraordinaire"
St. John Roberts, saint (duh)
John Roberts, Toyota dealer
Dr. John Roberts, holistic dentist
John Roberts, Oregon woodcarver
Dr. John Roberts, assistant professor of philosophy of science and metaphysics
John Roberts, cartoonist/caricaturist
John Roberts, founder of a "premier commercial open source customer relationship management application provider" and adjective abuser