Things That Are Funny

1. Conservative Blog Taxonomy (via Atrios). Sample funitude: "2. Michelle Malkin - Far-right affirmative action hire who is so bigoted she'd arrest herself for trying to cross a border."

2. The Lyttle Lytton Contest (via Bookslut) - an abbreviated version of the Bulwer-Lytton contest, where contestants vy for writing the worst opening line of a novel. Sample funitude: "John, surfing, said to his mother, surfing beside him, "How do you like surfing?"

3. The picture in this post. Scroll down to see it. Hi-freaking-larious.