Mission Impossible III: Cruise Saves World?

From News of the Wierd, we hear about countries trying to deal with depression. Tom Cruise, please help these countries -- talk to them; give them a giant sonogram; then give them a big know-it-all hug. I'll distract Matt Lauer. Go Tom. Go!!!

Prozac Nations: An official adviser to the Blair government warned in September that Britain urgently needed 250 special treatment centers, staffed by 10,000 therapists, to deal with what he called the country's "biggest social problem": a national epidemic of "unhappiness." And in October, German companies donated the equivalent of about $35 million for a media campaign to make their countrymen feel better about themselves.