Tuesday, December 20, 2005

He Stuck It Where?

l'll leave it up to you, readers, to develop your own joke(s) involving professional athletes, water, and mammalian orifices - and to post them in the comments.

February 23, 1978
A bottle-nosed dolphin at Marine World USA in California swallowed a three-inch bolt accidentally left in its tank. When a veterinarian could not reach the bolt in the dolphin’s stomach, professional basketball player Clifford Ray volunteered to try. He cut his fingernails, greased his arm (which is three feet, nine inches long), reached down through the dolphin’s mouth, grabbed the bolt, and pulled it out.