Do Not Call - Or Do, So I Can Mess With You

Since we moved and - despite Qwest's best efforts - got a new phone number, we've been barraged by telemarketers. Well, thanks to the Anti-Telemarketing Counterscript (PDF), now I can strike back. File this under "Printed and Posted by the Phone." I'll consider 2006 a year well lived if I can just once get far enough into the script to ask, "Do you get time off for going to a dentist?"