Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Fat, Naked Felons

From the Dept. of Just Desserts:

Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the first season of "Survivor," was found guilty Wednesday of failing to pay taxes on his winnings. Hatch, 44, faces up to 13 years in prison and a fine of $600,000. Sentencing was scheduled for April 28.
I can't make any witty remarks about being voted off the island or this being reality or anything like that.