Morning Giggles

Right. I was off yesterday, so today is like Monday for me, and I hate Mondays. This, however, cheered me right up:

If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals.

BY JOSH MICHTOM
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Orgasmic Clusters of Searing Pain

Bran and Plump Raisins, Pregnant With Earthy Promise

Opalescent Flakes of Lonely Night

The Sharpness of a Breath of Winter Air (with real strawberries)

Cookie-Crisp