Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney: Marksman

Oh, man: "Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a prominent Austin, Tex., lawyer on Saturday while the two men were quail hunting in South Texas, firing a shotgun at the man while trying to aim for a bird, a member of the hunting party said."

Now, why can't this kinda thing happen when Cheney goes hunting with Scalia?

Anyhow, sometimes, the headlines just write themselves:

  • Cheney Reacts Angrily to Friend's Questioning of Private Health Savings Accounts
  • Vice-President Sends Coded Message to Liberals
  • Cheney: "This Administration Will Not Be Soft on Quail"
  • Chickenhawk Finally Teaches Himself What 'Nam Would've Been Like
  • Veep Clumsily Attempts to End Illicit Love Affair
I'm eager to hear our readers' own ideas...