Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Man shot by Cheney has heart attack

I know, you're thinking that the suprise of being shot in the face, combined with being 78 years old would have triggered the attack. As in "Jesus, Dick, you shot me in the face!! Oh fuck, I'm having a grabber." Or, like Carl Showalter in Fargo: "No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot in the face!!"

Nope. Apparently, buckshot in the system is not good for the heart.

Banko said there was an irregularity in the heartbeat caused by a pellet, and doctors performed a cardiac catheterization.


For the record, if Harry dies from his injuries it would not be considered KIA.