Shocking!

It's a bad time to have kids, on account of global warming and terra-ism and the national debt and even the schools. If they're not dumbed down by being taught to the test, they're tasered up for being upset:

Did you know high schools and even middle schools have started using tasers on students? I didn’t.

There’s a brewing controversy on this now in Wichita, Kansas.

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