Monday, March 27, 2006

Support the Troops!

Gawd. Those people in the military have all the luck. They get to see the world and pay cash money to stay at an Armed Forces Recreation Center. In the mood for a little Florida?

Shades of Green
Located on Walt Disney World Resort in central Florida. Imagine a peaceful wooded setting surrounding 586 oversized guest rooms, cascading waterfalls, lush tropical gardens, spectacular views from private patios and balconies amid stunning sunrises. With diverse dining options, championship golf, plenty of kids activities and a premier location on WALT DISNEY WORLD Resort, Shades of Green has all you are looking for in a totally relaxing vacation destination.
No? Hawa'bout Hawai'i?
Hale Koa Hotel
Aloha from Waikiki Beach, Honolulu Hawaii and home to the 'House of the Warrior'... The Hale Koa's mission has remained unchanged: "To operate a first class hotel and recreation facility at affordable prices for military members and their families." Over one million guests make this their vacation paradise yearly.
Or perhaps, a little bit of heart and Seoul?
Dragon Hill Lodge
Welcome to the Land of the Morning Calm in Seoul, Korea... Dragon Hill Lodge has a myriad of services including a first class fitness and health club, restaurants, lounges, and a speciality shopping mall. The hotel is a pleasant escape from the bustle and excitment [sic] of downtown Seoul.
What's that? South Korea is too close to a power-mad strongman? Don't worry - Bush is still a long ways off when you're en Deutschland:
Edelweiss Lodge and Resort
Long revered as one of the most desirable destinations in the Bavarian Alps and Germany's premiere winter and summer sports center, the Garmisch-Partenkirchen area is an idyllic location nestled at the foot of sweeping Alpine vistas and home to the Edelweiss Lodge and Resort.
Uhm, doesn't "nestled at the foot of sweeping Alpine vistas" violate all known metaphor-mixing rules? No matter. There's R&R to be had!

(Thanks for the link, Michael.)