Cruiseing to Hell

In the crescendoing din surrounding the arrival of the Holmes-Cruise baby, this bit of genius from Goldenfiddle may be the best thing yet. Of certain key quotes from Cruise's "interview" with Diane Sawyer, the Goldenfiddler comments:

The words (obviously pre-rehearsed and carefully choosen by Cruise & Co., LLC.) when strung together and spoken out loud (try it yourself) are short and sweet, and they exhibit a level of fuzzy care-bears on a rainbow cloud of the strawberry jelly smurfs innocence that could truly only come from the twisted mind of a certifiable maniac.

Between that and the People magazine cover story (I'm sorry! I was in Fargo! Honest!), I can only wonder if it would be ethical to arrange a betting pool of Katie's suicide.