Rock on, Exxon

Yes, the company that "donated" over a million barrels of oil directly to the Alaska coastline, skipping the middle man completely and not charging the wildlife for premium crude (for which humans may pay anywhere from $35 - $75 a barrel), is now a top the Fortune 500 list. The fuck-you-I-got-$315-billion position on the list is fairly static. I believe that Exxon is the third company to hold the spot (after GM and Wal-Mart) in the past 50 years. That's why price gouging is so AWESOME!! Keep it going Exxon - your country loves you!!