Thursday, July 27, 2006

Coleman's Dad (eewww) Shags Schrag, then fined

From the Pioneer Press:

St. Paul police cited the 81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman and a female companion after officers reported seeing them engaged in a sex act in the parking lot of a popular pizzeria.

A person passing Red Savoy's Pizza at 421 E. Seventh St. called police about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday and said two people were "having sex in a vehicle," a police report said.

Officers issued citations to Norman B. Coleman Sr. and Patrizia M. Schrag, 38, for lewd and disorderly conduct. Schrag told police Coleman Sr. is her boyfriend.

Looks like Norm Sr. is still married, as the article refers to Beverly Coleman as his "wife." Is daddy all hopped up on pictures of Laurie or is pizza at the Red's something that can light the fire down below?

Beyond the Coleman bashing, wow, I mean, wow. Eighty-one years old. I hope to live that long and still get out and about. Adding pizza and sex to it, now that's livin'.