Give me a fucking break

So, I guess I won't be buying HP products for the foreseeable future.

They say cameras add ten pounds, but HP digital cameras can help reverse that effect. The slimming feature, available on select HP digital camera models, is a subtle effect that can instantly trim off pounds from the subjects in your photos!

With the slimming feature, anyone can appear more slender—instantly.
- The effect is subtle—subjects still look like themselves
- Can be adjusted for a more dramatic effect
- See a before and after version, then decide which to keep

I just ... what is the point, here? Making it easier to lie on Match.com? Getting more "friends" on MySpace? Like we aren't obsessed enough with being thin in this culture? Criminy.