Good one Roy. Next time try a dictionary.

Some guys are idiots. Some teams have more than their fair share. The Detroit Lions, for example, seem to have recruited village idiots near and far.

Exhibit A: Roy Williams. Poor Roy doesn’t understand what guarantee means. Roy, if you guaranteed a win, your team needs to win. If you need some help, go to MerriamWebster.com. Until then keep that under-achieving yap shut. Shit, I just turned in two deliverables to meet an ERP milestone. Front on that, bitch!!! That’s right, I’m tappin’ my chest and pointing to the heavens ‘cause nobody can stop me. Just look at the project plan – on time and under budget. Now I’m going to do the Icky Shuffle. No, I didn’t do that. Why because I’m paid to do that. It’s expected. Just like you’re supposed to catch a ball. Roy, so far this season, you and I have the same amount of touchdowns. You suck, I guarantee it.

Exhibit B: Joe Cullen. Drinking + Driving + Naked = Detroit Assistant Coach Joe Cullen.

Exhibit C: Matt Millen. Also see jackass. After lots a tough talk, and subjecting everyone to one of the worst mustaches ever, Millen has provided the Lions and their fans with the worst winning percentage over the past five years. Hey maybe Joey Harrington and Charles Rogers will turn this around. D’oh!!!