Hell by the Dashboard

I don't use my Mac's "Dashboard" application much since ye olde PowerBooke is too slow for the app to work well. But the "Corporate Ipsum" widget for the Dashboard makes me feel like it might be time to upgrade. All it does is generate corporate-speak that's nonsense but at least as smart of what was in that last PowerPoint:

Synergistically engage cross-media human capital for out-of-the-box convergence. Objectively generate fully tested meta-services via market-driven sources. Interactively underwhelm long-term high-impact convergence rather than future-proof convergence.

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