R you kidding?

Too much uric acid in closed spaces, like when one is trapped in closet, has strange effects on the brain.

The trapped in a closet dude that likes to pee on girls has taken it to a new level. C'mon everybody, sing with me -- I believe I can lie. I believe I'm more important than the sky...... I believe I can pee, I really, really love me...

From the Chicago Sun Times:

The magazine had not reached newsstands Wednesday, but the Sun-Times received an advance copy.

The most eyebrow-raising quote: "I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."