"I have a great-great grandfather. They were trying to build a generation out there in the desert and so he took additional wives as he was told to do. And I must admit, I can't image anything more awful than polygamy," Romney told 60 Minutes' Mike Wallace. Now Mitt, when you say things like that you're not showing much imagination. Colbert pointed out the polygamy with gay minotaurs could be worse. No wonder Rudy and McCain are front runners.