This is pretty much tewtelly ass-ome:
Parent Hex: Harry Potter Spells for Parents
* Cocodissimulatio Charm: Causes any food to taste like chocolate.
* Mucosus Recessum Charm: Causes nasal excretions to withdraw into a person’s nose.
* Ursinvenio Charm: When applied to a teddy bear or other stuffed animal, causes it to emit a loud growling sound when lost.
There are more. Go read the whole post.