Rove Out by August

For the sake of the family. Of course.

"There's always something that can keep you here, and as much as I'd like to be here, I've got to do this for the sake of my family," he said.

He said he expected Mr Bush's current poor ratings to improve, and that conditions in Iraq would get better as the military surge continued.

He also expects the dollar to surge against foreign currencies, the dot.com boom to return once more, and the ghost of Saint Ronald Reagan to rise from the grave and personally bless the republican nominee on live television.

Christ. What a fuck-knuckle.