Her Royal iPod

Ha! Queen Elizabeth "has joined the hi-tech revolution and splashed out on the world's hottest gadget - an iPod."

The mind boggles at the playlists Her Royal Highness ought to have - hundreds of versions of "Rule Britannia" and/or "God Save the Queen;" a Booty Mix of Peaches, 2 Live Crew, et cetera; Greatest Hits of the Empire (Hank Williams, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Bollywoood tracks, Irish jigs). What else should she have on there? And do you think she makes Prince Philip load new music onto it, or does Harry do it?