When in doubt, make it up!

Those fux over at Fox News admit to wrong-doing. This is a follow up to Elise's post on 10/2. What's the punishment for lying? I thought that lying was wrong, but based on the behaviour of our leaders, our press (get in there Dan Rather, your hands aren't so clean either), our corporations, etc., it seems acceptable. So, without fear here's one: After the last presidential debate, George Bush wet himself and exclaimed "I'm a moron. People who vote for me are morons! I tinkle every time I'm nervous. Carl Cameron and I snort cocaine together before we kill puppies. Then I wet myself with excitement. My wife's stare scares me. Momma!! Yay, though I walk through the valley of death, my diapers keep me dry. Momma!!" After this, George was seen trying to eat his own fingers while mumbling " I like pickles." A frustrated Karl Rove, who tore off his human mask showing a reptilian face, was then seen running out of the room screaming for more Depends. Dick Cheney removed his robotic heart and waived it in the air and stated "let's see Junior note choke on this." On a side note, if you pukes at CBS or Fox are reading, I'm available to make up more of this shit for you.

In other news, Bush strikes another blow against terror -- a portion of the missile defense system is about to go live in Alaska. I feel safer already, don't you. Maybe that will protect us from North Korea and from Sadam's WMD program. Boeing can you build more missiles to shoot down your own planes. Strange twist on vertical industry.

As we are trying to build relations with moderate to friendly countries in the Mid-East, can anyone tell me where we are at paying Afghanistan their promised billions for helping us oust the Taliban (after numerous trips to Texas and dealings with Haliburton)? Stranger twist on vertical industry. I get nervous when our top leaders make strange deals with the enemies of freedom. Rummy, say it aint so!