Preemptive Friday Poetry Blogging

Given the date, I think "'Twas the Night before Christmas" is appropriate.

(There are a dizzying number of websites addressing this poem, including the "Canonical List of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Variations" [including lots which involve sex, of course] and one morbid version "rewritten for childhood disease." See the full Google search and read until fucking sugar-plums dance in your head.)