Terra'ism: A Pro-Growth Strat'gy

Dying in the Tube? Blah. What really matters is that stocks rose on news of the murders in London:

The blue-chip Dow Jones industrial average rose 31.61 points, or 0.31 per cent, to finish at 10,302.29. The broad Standard & Poor's 500 Index advanced 2.92 points, or 0.24 per cent, to end at 1197.86. The tech-laced Nasdaq Composite Index gained 7.01 points, or 0.34 per cent, to close at 2075.66.

If 50 dead Britons yield these kind of gains, why, I think the GOP has a new "pro-growth" plan! Stand back, please, while I extrapolate:

	50 deaths	100 deaths	1000 deaths	2000 deaths	10,000 deaths
DJIA	10,302.29	10,365.51	10,934.49	11,566.69	16,624.29
S&P500	1,197.86	1,203.70	1,256.26	1,314.66	1,781.86
NASDAQ	2,075.66	2,089.68	2,215.86	2,356.06	3,477.66

Numbers don't lie! I think we can all agre with Karl Rove that this would be a win-win strategy: mo' money for the already-wealthy, of course, but also the Terra to induce proper voting behavior among thems that ain't got. With just a few more dead in Merrie Olde Englande, we could put the "ooh" back in "plutocrats"!