Thank You. Happy Birthday.

The other night, Pam and I were shopping for tile. That's really slang for shopping for slate flooring. To celebrate agreeing on our flooring selection, we went to Sebastian Joe's for ice cream. Pam bought. I said "Thank you" and she said "happy birthday." It's no where near my birthday and I thought this was funny. So, if you were nervous about playing the numbers are all effed up gag, try substituting something completely safe, yet absurd. Instead of "you're welcome" say "happy birthday."

If you'd like to thank me for this, all I can really say is happy birthday.