MMR Topics: Submitted for your approval

Happy Monday, Snackers. It seems as though my strep throat is a thing of the past, yet I still seem pretty damn cranky. I wonder why? Well off of the top of my head, here are five reasons:

1. National sports media continuing to fawn all over Boston & New York's playoff race. There were other playoff races that weren't decided until the last day of the season. (The baseball world is flat and spans from NYC to Boston.)
2. Harriet Miers' nomination (see post from earlier today)
3. Bush's cronies continue to ruin America (and for those that care, the world around us). As I alluded to earlier, the clocks are striking thirteen.
4. Bud Selig (A less destructive version of Dubbya; like Bush failed at the businesses that daddy gave him and goes on to ruin bigger things.)
5. Caribou Coffee's process is fucked up.

So, please let me know which of the following topics would make the for the most interesting subject for Matt's Monday Rant.