Great Analogies Start Here

"The right loves to say any time the Democrats resist or block a Republican bill or nominee or idea, 'Well, Democrats, why don't you tell us what you'd like to do? What's your plan?' That's like a rapist getting kicked in the nuts by his potential victim and then asking her, 'Well, okay, since you don't want to be fucked, what would you like to do?' The only proper response is not for the victim to suggest alternate activities ('Well, rapist, we could play a lively game of whist'), but to say, 'I'd like you to be dead. No, no, even better, I'd like you to be buried alive. In a small coffin. Filled with scorpions. And covered in shit.'"

Goddamn it, I love the Rude Pundit.