Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Why I'm giggling at my desk and freaking out my coworkers

Because this is one of the funniest rants EVER. Here's but a tiny snippet:

And now he’s all worked up about Christmas being stolen. What is this, the fucking Fairytale Network? It’s a national fucking holiday and we’re spending gobs of our hard-earned tax dollars on wreaths and lights for your special Santa day. But these bastards are all “But they call them Holiday trees!” Here’s a clue: no, they fucking don’t. Ok, maybe in a couple places, like on FOXNews.com and at the White House, but if Christmas is under attack, I’m Kris fucking Kringle.

Oh, lordy. Seriously, you need to read the whole thing.