2006 Olympic Showdown: Baxter vs. Bode
Last night, I realized that in the 2006 Olympics, my dog has as many medals as Bode Miller. Now don't get down on Baxter, to her credit she hasn't been allowed to compete. Bode on the other hand has had four chances. He has a fifth and could break the tie, leaving Baxter to chew on some rawhide, wag her tail and contemplate "what could have been?" The "Join Baxter" campaign could have been awesome.
Let's go to the tale of the tape.
Bode Miller
Birthdate: October 12, 1977
Birthplace: Easton, NH
Hometown: Bretton Woods, NH
Residence: Franconia, NH
HT./WT.: 6'2" / 210 lbs
Nemesis: The Press, The Fans
Baxter
Birthdate: Unknown, believed to be January 2000
Birthplace: Unknown
Hometown: Minneapolis, MN
Residence: Doggie Bed, Kitchen Floor
HT./WT.: 23" at shoulders / 77 lbs
Nemesis: Oliver the Cat
2006 Olympic Match Up (Category/Winner)
Medals: Tied at zero
Ability to Scamper Away from Press: Tie
Rawhide Consumption: Baxter
Opposable Thumbs: Bode
Endorsements: Bode
Answering Questions: Baxter
Completing Off-Leash Training: Baxter
Advantage: Baxter
Go Baxter, go!!
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