TMI from TMZ: Screech Tape?

Brace yoursevles, Snackers. All is not well with our best Bayside buddies.

Good Morning Ms. Bliss, indeed.

TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the "Dirty Sanchez." TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech's reps, who did not immediately return our calls.

And all of this while Mario Lopez's ass was having the best week ever. What's next for Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Dennis Haskins?!?


Kind of reframes the Saved By The Bell lyrics for me

If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night

Riding low in my chair, She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be all right
It's all right, 'cos I'm Saved by the Bell

Thanks to Jason for the link! Now try this Madlib from Jason.

Your voice breaks, while _________ 2 girls with _________ from the one girl's _________ while Mr. Belding __________ your ___________.