A Bosomy Mystery Solved

In the National Journal, via TPM Muckraker, we find out that Monica Goodling, one of the Gonzales aides at the heart of the U.S. attorneys scandal, hates boobies - or embodiments of Justice, one or the other:

Sources tell us that none other than Monica Goodling, former aide to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, was responsible for draping over the ample bosoms of the Art Deco statues in the Justice Department's Great Hall during the reign of the prim John Ashcroft. The coverings were removed, accompanied by a sigh from an appreciative public, in 2005 ...