I Forgot the Title of this Post

The BrainFitness Channel has a funny little test of your short-term memory, flashing up 15 words for a second each and then asking you to recall as many as possible. I remembered 7 (the first few and the last few), which is apparently about the same as the average 20-year-old.

Great: that means that this 34-year-old parent has memory just as good as a drug-and-sex-addled near-teenager.