Neocomedy

I hope we can all agree that the neocons are our enemies. I hope, further, that we can all agree that it's good to make fun of them. Stealing from Andrew Sullivan's blog, Scott Horton at Harpers has put up a few jokes:

Q: What do you get when you cross a neocon with a lemming?
A: Peace.

Q: How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A None. God won’t let their light bulbs go out. And it’s an impertinent question.
OR
A. None. George Bush predicts the light bulb will be fully capable of changing itself within 3 months.