Punchlines

The dude behind Defective Yeti is funny, but his readers are funnier. After a get together, his host offered to warm up some leftover pizza for him.

"No, thanks," I said, and then--because it's my standard line in situations like that--added, "I like my pizza the way I like my women."

I didn't have a punchline in mind when I said it. But, having set the joke up, I had no choice but to follow through. "Cold ... and a few hours old."

That's good, but his readers' alternate punchlines are ever better. Click through to read (slightly naughty) ones as good as these three:

• "Patted down with a napkin and folded in half"
• "Hand tossed."
• "Liberally endowed with Italian Sausage."