Wednesday Meme: Killah Cereals

In honor and anticipation of Elise's triumphant return to the ASS world, I present the Wednesday Meme. I'm posting early as this one needs to be there first thing in the morning.

What are your five favorite cereals* and why?
Mine:
1 Frosted Flakes - classic, slightly sweetened with a grrrreat crunch.
2 Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch - peanut butter goodness without the sharp edges of classic Crunch.
3 Life - the cereal, not the game. It plays on my OCD need to balance milk and cereal. It only ends when the gallon jug or the box are completely empty.
4 Fruity Pebbles - slightly better than its predecessor, Cocoa Pebbles. The fruity goodness was ruined when they added that blue-green concoction (just like they ruined Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries). TMI warning: I shit green after either of these now. To avoid this I stick with Fruit Loops.
5 Rice Krispies - narrowly edging out frosted mini-wheats. Rice Krispies win for being the eponymous element of Rice Krispy treats.

*To qualify, these are "cold" cereals when speaking with my grandmother. She's dead so, if your speaking with her, you've got mad skillz. If you just wanted cereal (aka hot cereal) it was oatmeal, or on a good day the hand of God would reach down and you'd have Cream of Wheat in your bowl. Butter and sugar were created to complete this synergistic mix that you'd swear was the transubstantiation of Christ.