Avast, Me Hearties!

Sure, 'tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and here at A.S.S. we're all attired in eye-patches and accessorized wi' parrots. Arrrrr! If ye need some wee pointers on transformin' yer landlubbin' self into a paragon of the high seas, the links below are (arrrrr!) highly recommended. Avoid 'em and you'll be swabbin' the deck!

- Find yer inner pirate wi' the Pirate Personality Inventory (I'm a Cap'n, o' course)

- Get yer pirate name wi' this handy quiz (call me Bloody Ethel Flint!)

- Brush up yer piratese wi' the Pirate-to-English translator

Now get out thar and plunder some booty!