My Pants Make Me Cry, Too

Best line in any news article this month:

On the witness stand, Pearson broke down in tears and had to take a break from his testimony because he became too emotional while questioning himself about his experience with the missing trousers.

This is part of a story on that lunatic judge who sued his dry cleaners for $54 million after they allegedly lost his pants. He just lost the case, too. Thank god.

I only hope that hypocrite Robert Bork gets the same treatment in his $1 million suit for personal injury, which comes after he spent his entire legal career fighting to limit citizens' rights to such lawsuits. Not that Bork wasn't badly hurt; he apparently was. But c'mon - have the courage of your convictions!